Pretty Dead Things

Adult film icon Jennifer Bond seems to have it all: beauty, influence, a dangerously alluring boyfriend, and eternal life, thanks to her transformation into a vampire back in 1979. As she approaches her 50th birthday, she returns to the town she once left behind, seeking the love of her life, the now-aging adult film director John Welles. However, trouble arises when one of her travel companions and former co-stars takes a liking to a pizza delivery boy during one of their late-night escapades, turning him into a new vampire with a thirst for bloody vengeance. As the four former adult film stars wreak havoc on the town during their nocturnal adventures, the pizza boy teams up with the overwhelmed mayor and the Moral Majority to eliminate the perilous threat posed by the vampire porn stars.