Cheerleader Ninjas

Four lively and naive cheerleaders from Happy Valley High, known as the Hamsters, find themselves wrongly accused by a group of interfering Church Ladies for introducing “Internet smut” into their children’s lives. In response, the Church Ladies enlist Stephen, a teacher with an ambiguous sexual identity from the nearby Parochial Reform School, to discipline the cheerleaders. However, the cheerleaders face a bigger threat than Stephen. Hidden in the background is Mr. X, a sinister genius who is exploiting the cheerleaders as test subjects for his Internet Zombie Domination software.